I got a bike!
First the good news!
I have a bike!
And to the bad news...
I can't use the damn thing!
I got my new bike last friday and I was really psyched and was looking forward
to put it together.
So I put on the steering, flipped the bike over, eager to assembly the front wheel,
just to discover that there's no way in hell I'll be able to fit the wheel in the front fork.
A closer look revealed that the front fork is all crooked! And since it's all welded,
there's no chance for me to correct the fault on my own.

Here you see the mess clearly... and frank in the mirror!
So what now?
I've contacted the company I bought it from, and I'm hoping for a fast solution. Until then,
it's running and walking for my part I guess! (I'll make another update when I have a bike I can actually use.)